Legitimizing the modern Illegal Immigrant

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-illegal-immigrant-drivers-license-20130107,0,3752644.story

For years illegal immigrants have been discriminated against and looked down upon for their unlawful residence.
Instead of fixing the problem by helping them to become legitimate, we have decided to fix their symptoms, like any good pill pusher doctor would do.
Illegal immigrants, can soon look forward to, still being illegal while having the appearance that they ARE legal.
Now they will be given a driver’s license so that they can more easily enter bars, drive cars, buy cigarettes, go to casinos, etc.
Good Job AMERICA! I’m MOVING TO CANADA!

The bell ringer epidemic

So its Christmas again, or at least close enough to it for the dreaded bell ringers to crawl out of their holes.
I went to the grocery store today and was personally asked to donate by a bell ringer, who also asked every other person. I don’t know where that money goes,  and how do I know half of it won’t go in someones pocket.
When I was leaving the store, I thought I’d be sneaky and leave out a different door, BUT NO! The bell ringers had my escape route blocked, and this time it was horrible! I was greeted three times, first by the horrible stench of a thousand squirts of perfume on this bell handler. Second I again hear the phrase “Donate!”. Finally I was blinded by the gold incisors staring me in the face. I quickly walked to my car and never looked back.
I’m not a scrooge. I actually enjoy helping people, however I’m disheartened that in todays society, people would much rather have your money than your time. A perfect example is the Big Brother program. I had planned on doing this ever since I was little and my friend Elliot told me about his “Big Brother”. When I moved to Naperville I signed up quickly. I received a letter in the mail telling me that they did not need my time and effort, but would gladly take my money. I find it ridiculous.

The only donating I will do is clothes, food, or volunteer work from now on.